Lindsay Lohan left rehab yesterday. Already she has launched a hilarious comeback website, moved into a townhouse next to Samantha Ronson, gone to lunch with Jamie Lee Curtis, and faces probation violations, resulting from an incident in rehab. The sad thing is that every blog, including this one, is talking about these miniscule events, as if its breaking news. Her website features a picture of her and some butterflies. That seems rather newsworthy, right? No, it does not.
Considering Lohan has not starred in a movie in nearly four years, we should consider her has been by now, a former celeb washed away by years of drugs and booze, with Celebrity Rehab looming in the corner as her only career option. Yet the media hounds her more than they stalk Snookie, Lady Gaga, or Blake Lively, women of culture prominence. Only Britney Spears received more media attention during her “hiatus” from music, and she was shaving her head, making failed comeback performances, and beating up cars. Lindsay Lohan went to lunch…with her Dad and former costar.
America could give a shit about male star’s personal life. Bet half of you never heard about Bruno Mar’s cocaine arrest or even know his name despite his two number one hits last year. I could usually attribute this type of media behavior to the media’s chauvinist ability to destroy young girls, but TMZ and Perez Hilton are fucking rooting for Lindsay Lohan. “Get better, bb,” Perez wrote. Shouldn’t he get back to drawing semen on her face?
I could sit here and blog forever, trying to figure this out, and would get nowhere. I give up. Whether she’s in rehab or on the silver screen, Lindsay Lohan will be out there, with everyone watching. Get used to her.
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