VMAS WHAT THEY MEAN

Sorry for being a bad blogger and not religiously obsessing over pop culture. I've been a busy boy! But I will be blogging daily from now on every morning. This was the first year I had to watch the award show as clips since I was seven. SEVEN. In my family, it's the equivalent to the super bowl. WAH WAH WAH! I wanted to cry. Here's what I thought of the clips:

1.) Step two of Lindsay Lohan's comeback? Complete. By spoofing her jailtime, she admitted she fucked up. This skit was carefully crafted for her return. Chandler telling Lindsay she got her life together was OBVIOUSLY a move on Larry Rudolph's part.

2.) Is Bieber a pop phase or here to stay? He's performing like a phase but he has a glint of true showmanship.

3.) Welcome to American glory, Florence! Her performance brought her a new audience and tons of itunes buys. Good for her.

4.) Oh, Gaga. She didn't even perform and she stole the show. It's great to see a pop star not care about Peta and her album title, Born this Way, sounds like the title of what could be one of the greatest ROCK, not pop, records of all time. IT's BAD ASS AS FUCK!