1.) Summer Girls. Although Katy Perry annoys me as much as a party girl from "Fort Laudy," U can't ignore this song. She may have the ego of Ke$ha and Lady Gaga without the originality or ridiculousness (sorry, Katy, banana outfits and blue hair don't make you "quirky") but she has Dr. Luke and he knows how to write a summer anthem by sticking to the genre's strong points: simplicity, stupidity, and unforgettableness. P.S. Katy, you ain't Dylan. This song doesn't tell a story. HUGS AND KISSES!
2.) Can't Be Tamed. Ladies and gentleman, slutty birdlike Miley viva la Britney Overprotected era has arrived. Despite her faux Christian image, Miley desperately wants the gay's attention and on this track she demand it. The song has the dark synth perfect for a badass gay dungeon. It follows the "Slave 4 U" sound while reversing the message. She isn't our slave bound to break free and shave her hair. She's a bad ass mother fucker even Mickey Mouse can't tame.
3.) Bulletprood. Okay, not to brag but this was my jam a year ago. Thanks to z100, it's now your song too and I'm happy that it is. Everyone needs to know this punk disco one hit wonder.
4.) Alejandro. Personally, I'm not crazy for it but we live in Gaga's world. She demands we return to the sound of Ace of Base. We must obey!
5.) Hollywood. "Hollywood infected your brain
You wanted kissing in the rain
Oh oh, Living in a movie scene
Puking American dreams"
That's just the hook. Tell me a genre more daring than pop right now, bitches. I don't see one. Eat this and swallow it, MIA. You're not the dangerous one anymore.
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